Warning: This story is rated ages 18+ for swearing, graphic violence, ridiculous premises, jiggle physics, and softcore porn logic. 'The cramping started about an hour later, and soon enough I was as bloated as a balloon in. From a review titled: 'Fully weaponized Gummy Bears'. You got the right to vote, use it to make your dreams come true. Dont eat more than 15 in a sitting unless you are trying to power wash your intestines.' 5. Note: No faux-feminist ham-beasts were harmed in the making of this story. However, if you like the idea of badass women fighting for love and glory, while wearing skimpy outfits, then please continue. please keep looking for a different story. If you require your stories to make perfect logical sense, the main characters to be murder-douches, and just hate ridiculous goofy humor. Warning: This story utilizes a ridiculous form of parody and satire. The zombie, often portrayed as an undead, flesh-eating, decaying corpse, has enjoyed a popularity surge in recent years. i always had a huge sweet tooth, others ate one cupcake and had already enough, i could eat at least 2 of them. or my grandma made me egg yolks with sugar. i remember as a child eating with my mom a can of sweetened condensed milk like others would eat peanut butter or nutella right out of a jar. Awakening in a dark place, he is greeted by the goddess of fate and given a ridiculously sexy offer.ĭoes he have what it takes to travel to a fantasy world and become the only man who can level-up? Can he handle a reality where women are completely in power after his epic beat down, a world where taking damage in battle means that your armor and clothing explodes in a shower of light and jiggle physics?Ĭome witness the spectacle that is. all my life i had an intense relationship with sugar. In a world where normal people live normal lives, a normal man is brutally murdered by faux-feminists protesting at an indie video game company.
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